do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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