Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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