Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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