2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
How naked do you want me to be?
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