i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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