Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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