Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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