Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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