how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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