Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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