I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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