Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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