Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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