Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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