The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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