who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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