Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it's like iHOP with fire
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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