When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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