So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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