the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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