bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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