1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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