I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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