i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Randomize