you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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