I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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