this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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