i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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