well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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