Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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