I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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