My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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