yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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