worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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