i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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