Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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