Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
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i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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