whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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