U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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