I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Terrible idea I love it
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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