You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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