Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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