maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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