people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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