I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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