well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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