You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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Boobs speak an international language.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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