I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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