I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I will die if light touches me.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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