Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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