Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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