Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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