you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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