I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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