Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
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