I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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