Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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