come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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