I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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