What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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